Friday, July 30, 2010

It's not fatty, but it's made with love!

Skinny FAT girl is a bit under the weather. But that doesn't mean she's not eating.

Homemade Chicken Soup




That's right my favorite person in the whole world...

no not the Man vs. Food guy

...my hubby made me chicken soup from scratch.
YES, FROM SCRATCH!

I have the most bestest, wonderfullest husband in the whole world!

I love you! ...PS, thanks for the tissues and cough drops too!
Xoxo,
skinny FAT sick girl

Friday, July 23, 2010

It's a sad day...

This is what was posted in front of the coldstone on Astor Place.



I was very disappointed when I attempted to get my birthday cake remix fix today. One of my fave Coldstone locations was shutdown.

Everyone poor a little chocolate syrup on the ground in memoriam.



You will be missed. Luckily your brother on 42nd is still going strong!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Craving Alert!

skinny FAT girl is having a serious craving for a chocolate milkshake!!!!
Since, I am quite comfy on my couch right now.  I guess I will have to settle for Kelis' version of a milkshake.
:sigh:

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I scream you scream we all scream for Coldstone

BIRTHDAY CAKE REMIX=cake batter ice cream, brownies, chocolate syrup, rainbow sprinkles.



Heaven in a cup!


For all of you people who have never had Coldstone, you need to check it out, ASAP! Don't be fooled by the imitations called frostyrock or frigidslab. There is only one coldstone!!!

For all of you coldstone haters out there, you can all kiss my "gotta have it" ass!
Coldstone is HEAVEN!


*dear mom- keep sending me those coldstone coupons, I keep running out!




Monday, July 19, 2010

My current lunch addiction

Date: July 19, 2010
Destination: Benihana
Location: 47 west 56th street bet. 5th and 6th ave.
Partner(s): Co-workers







Ok, so this may not fall under my usual categories of fried, covered in cheese, or dipped in chocolate; but it is seasoned thoroughly with salt so it gets a pass.

I HAVE A LUNCHTIME INFATUATION WITH BENIHANA.

Yes, the Japanese hibachi steakhouse. The same place that bops you on the head and takes a photo if you tell them its your birthday. I have been there 3 times in the past week. I can't stop. They have a fantabulous lunch special, which happens to price out the same as getting a sandwich and a bag a chips at any of the local deli's. In my book this definitely constitutes as more bang for your buck. I got to enjoy salad, hibachi chicken or steak (I go back and forth between the two), vegetable fried rice and veggies for around $10.

Ok, so what... I leave there smelling like hibachi, most of the chef's aren't even Japanese, and my fingers and toes swell to double their size because of the salt. But they have GINGER SAUCE and an onion volcano!

Enough said.


Friday, July 16, 2010

Missing you...

I believe I made a resolution back in April that I would post more often......

:cricket, cricket:

Ummm, yeah. I'm a liar.

I don't know what happened, it's not like I stopped eating or anything. I will keep trying to post my fatty experiences, and maybe a few others that deserve recognition.

Don't worry bloggy blog, I will never abandon you completely.

So, here is a quick photo of one of my favorite snacks with instructions on how to eat it skinny FAT girl style. I would have included pictures with each step, but I had already inhaled these cookies by the time I had the thought that maybe I should blog about them. I have no control :/






Step 1- pour milk into small glass.
Step 2- remove package of Double Stuf Oreos from kitchen cabinet.
Step 3- grab a paper towel (this will be important at the end)
Step 4- sit on a comfy couch in front of large television and put on a good movie (my movie pick today- Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Step 5- place milk, cookies, and paper towel on folding tv tray directly in front of you
Step 6- remove one cookie from package and hold between your thumb and index finger.
Step 7- Dunk cookie into milk completely drowning the cookie and the tips of your fingers.
Step 8- The cookie will cause the milk to form bubbles, wait until cookie stops bubbling approximately 8-10 seconds.
Step 9- remove cookie from milk and shake to remove excess milk
Step 10- shove entire cookie into mouth and enjoy!
*repeat steps 6-10 until an entire row of cookies is devoured
Step 11- Drink milk
Step 12- use paper towel to clean hands, face, chin, and front of shirt of all milk dribbles and cookie crumbs :)